I Refuse to Celebrate Labor Day…Sort Of

Because the concept of a holiday celebrating the proletariat deeply offends me, I will anti-celebrate Labor Day by working on Monday, if only for a few hours.

It’s a matter of principle, you understand. We don’t have a holiday celebrating the entrepreneurs that take risk, work insanely long hours and actually create new jobs in America, so it’s hard for me to recognize a holiday dedicated to labor.

My ridiculous grandstanding aside, I am looking forward to grilling fajitas and cracking open a Shiner Bock or two.

Enjoy the day off with your families. The market will be there waiting for you on Tuesday.

–Charles

 


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