Stuff On StockTwits That Made Me Laugh

Somewhere there is a “Sell Rosh Hashana, buy Yom Kippur” joke to be inserted here:

The rare S&P 'bacon' formation @UPB: Smoked ham, crispy bacon, amazing BBQ ribs at end of this corpulent pig pattern

— Howard Lindzon (@howardlindzon) Sep. 23 at 12:57 PM

@howardlindzon, I'm afraid that chart pattern might not be kosher.

— Charles Sizemore (@CharlesSizemore) Sep. 23 at 01:04 PM

And in other markets, gold formed a chart pattern that should put a chill down the spine of any gold bug:

"@howardlindzon: Hav@chicagosean HEADS UP! The dreaded "State of Florida" pattern forming in Gold. $GC_F""

— Charles Sizemore (@CharlesSizemore) Aug. 18 at 10:40 AM

And finally, just because…

"@StockTwits: LOL. VIX down 8% "@Henry_Chinaski: $SPY $VIX $VXX $UVXY this pic doesn't get old""

— Charles Sizemore (@CharlesSizemore) Sep. 17 at 01:36 PM

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