Why You Should Finally Trust GE’s Dividend Again

Once bitten, twice shy. That’s the attitude that investors tend to take with companies that slash or eliminate their dividends, and with good reason. If you are buying a stock with the intention of using the dividend to pay […] Continue Reading…

Stuff On StockTwits That Made Me Laugh

Somewhere there is a “Sell Rosh Hashana, buy Yom Kippur” joke to be inserted here:

The rare S&P 'bacon' formation @UPB: Smoked ham, crispy bacon, amazing BBQ ribs at end of this corpulent pig pattern— Howard Lindzon (@howardlindzon) Sep. 23 […] Continue Reading…

Put Ford On Your Post-Correction Buy List

The market’s in correction mode right now, so it’s not a fun time to be buying much of anything. But these are precisely the times you need to be putting your buy list together. While the overall market is […] Continue Reading…

Revisiting Icahn’s Apple Call After the Correction

Activist investor Carl Icahn has known to… ahem… talk his book. He’s been known to talk it quite loudly in fact. If “scream your book” was an expression, that would be an accurate description of what Carl Icahn does.

So, […] Continue Reading…

I Refuse to Celebrate Labor Day…Sort Of

Because the concept of a holiday celebrating the proletariat deeply offends me, I will anti-celebrate Labor Day by working on Monday, if only for a few hours.

It’s a matter of principle, you understand. We don’t have a holiday celebrating […] Continue Reading…